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CHECK OUT SOME OF THE BEST ANIMAL JOKES:
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have such big fingers… ๐๐ฆ
Why should you be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?
You might step on a POOdle!
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Why would a dog never win Strictly Come Dancing?
It’s got 2 left feet. ๐คช
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What goes TICK-TOCK, WOOF-WOOF?
A watchdog ๐ง
What should you do if you see a T-rex?
Pray he doesn’t see you!
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๐ฆ On what side does a duck have the most feathers?
On the outside, of course.
Why do birds fly to warmer places in winter?
Because it’s quicker than walking.
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A: Someone told me I talk like an owl; B: Who?
A: Who who?
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๐ What do you call a BULL with carrots in its ears? ๐ฅ
Whatever you want, it can’t hear you.
๐ Are leopards good at ‘Hide and Seek’?
No, they are always spotted.
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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside...
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What do you call 2 monkeys who share an Amazon account?
๐ Prime-mates ๐
๐ฎ What do cows do for fun? ๐
Go to the MOOvies!
What did one pig say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
Don’t go bacon my heart!
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What did one penguin say to the other?
Nothing, it gave him the cold shoulder…
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Why the majority of fish species live in Saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A ‘fsh’ ๐
What do SEA MONSTERS eat?
Fish and ships.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
FINland, of course!
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What do you call a snake that’s approximately 3.142 meters long?
A ฯ-thon
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